Epic entertainment. Stress-free production. And grinning,
giddy guests. Guaranteed.
The Clownfish Cocktail
We’re seriously
shaking things up with
our money-back guarantee
Event industry giants have got away with average-to-poor events for too long. Equipment is cheap, tatty or damaged, the entertainment is naff or non-existent, and the AV isn’t reliable.
We’re on a mission to shake things up. Because when it comes to events, we’re less ‘Old fashioned’ and more Bee’s Knees.
So pour away your preconceptions about events laced with average-itis and enjoy our signature Clownfish Cocktail. We promise it’ll leave you stirred, not shaken. Or you get your
money back.
Our recipe for epic entertainment, stress-free production and grinning, giddy guests.
The Ingredients
Take a handful of good-quality event geeks with hearts of gold, add the slickest Audio
Visual equipment you can buy, and finish with epic games and entertainment.
We’re so confident in our tech and our team, we guarantee all the ingredients at our events.
Audio that’s not audible? We’ll refund it.
Can’t see someone on stage? You won’t pay for lighting.
A game that doesn’t make people smile? You’ll get it for free.
A no-quibble guarantee? That should give you some Dutch courage.
The Equipment
Cast aside the cocktail shakers, we’re serious about our kit (which we always buy brand new) and it’s all owned, stocked and maintained by us.
We only use top-spec tech (think Royal Albert Hall speakers, Venice Film Festival lighting and Netflix-approved cameras) and our games and entertainment all have to pass the ‘grin’
test.
The Cabinet
Our ‘drinks cabinet’ comes in the form of a giant warehouse in Chessington. We own all our kit, we keep it pristine and we never ‘dry-hire’. So whether it’s our Angostura Bitters or our Samsung 75” LED Displays, it’s safe from inexperienced hands.
We even ban ‘trade-to-trade’ hire. Only our specially trained Clownfish technicians use our kit. That leaves us with the best-protected equipment in the business so we can keep our promise to you that our equipment is always perfect.
The Base
Every good tipple starts with the right base and ours is solid. When you work with Clownfish, you work with Clownfish – we rarely outsource and if we do we’re very picky about who we work with.
So, when you visit our showroom, you’ll meet the team who’ll be working for you on the day (you’re more likely to be offered coffee than a Caipirinha but we will throw in some Hobnobs).
The Blend
Getting the right blend is hard when you don’t know your bitters from your sours, or your Shure SM58s from your AKG C414s.
So we won’t give you baffling menus packed with product codes, technical gibberish and hidden ingredients. Instead, we’ll serve a flat-fee package or bespoke quotation. Straight up.
The Garnish
We don’t throw every garnish at the drink i.e. we’ll never upsell anything you don’t need.
Our mixologists don’t work on commission, so they don’t feel pressured to sell. In fact, our sales team are ‘technicians first’. Their only brief is to bend over backwards to understand your brief and guide you through an epic but stress-free event. So every hour is happy hour.
The Taste Test
The proof is in the pudding (cocktail).
We’re the highest rated Live Event Production Company and we have 100% 5 star reviews. Check out what customers are saying about us or watch our real-life customer stories.
Real-life customer stories.
“It doesn’t matter which staff arrive, we always get the same service delivery. They work really well with our students, with our staff, with our guests as well too, and that’s really important in a school environment.”
ALAN FERNANDES
Bursar, Marymount International School
“It was so important to me that this event went well. It was the first awards event for the magazine… we had so much good feedback, the atmosphere was great, the production worked so well. I just couldn’t say enough good things about it.”
Suzie Neuwirth
Founder & Editor-in-Chief, Peer2Peer Finance News
“Our fundraising has gone up significantly, a really big step up in our income levels because of the higher professionalism that we’re delivering with these events.”
Chris Hickford MBE
CEO, The Eikon Charity
“What I love about the Clownfish team is their can-do attitude. Nothing’s too big a problem, it’s resolved and you end up really with what I would call a perfect event.”
Diana Sterck
CEO, Merton Chamber of Commerce
“I was completely chilled from start to finish and that’s what made the family happy because I wasn’t stressed. It just worked really really well. I can’t say how happy I was.”
Katie McCormack
50th Birthday Party
“We had to spend no energy at all worrying about anything working correctly … because of what Clownfish were providing.”
James Pickles
Sales Director, Toluna
“The biggest thing on the day was the complete transformation of the room… It was essentially a big studio before and they completely transformed it into what was an incredible gala dinner.”
Jess Valentine
Marketing Manager, Surrey Sports Park
“The Clownfish team really made the whole day happen in a way that enabled BECK to carry on and enjoy themselves.”
Jonathan Dart
Finance Director, BECK
“The young team at Clownfish energises me and makes me look forward to the event itself… it makes it a really fun thing to be involved in rather than full of just stress and worries and so on.”
Michiko Delucia
Manager, Shinnyo-en Buddhist Centre